Horny Camp has been placed at 8:00 and Anniversary.
Horn-making workshops: Monday - Thursday; Noon - 4:00 pm
General Horniness: All gawddamn week
(Late-Comers: No, you may not make horns on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. Horny Camp busts its ass to make the Playa a little bit more horny and this is our time to relax and party. If you want horns, plan ahead and cum early.)

Ooo! And I'm so excited!

Well, for some, "Burning Man Season" doesn't start until August, but they don't plan and prepare like Horny Camp does. The instant it hits Summertime, I'm hitting the fabric stores, getting the sewing machine out, shopping for raver toys, and dreaming of being back out on the Playa. We have conference calls, make plans, have our annual debate about the communal shower, start collecting art supplies for our workshops, and our camp crystalizes into a team and a family unit.

As I'm sure everyone can agree, there is nothing like your first Burn. As amazing as every year is after, and how much you learn each time, there is nothing like when it is fresh and new.

OMG! Horny Campers - threw down at "Vitamin B" at The House of Yes! New Horny Campers Pegasus and Eric were in from Canada "a" and we all went out to shake our booties. And who should we meet? Why KiddO, Halo, and Andrew from Horny Camp 2010, that's who. Body parts were shaken, drinks consumed, and Horny Camp repre'sented. Yeaaaaaah! Boy!

Some folks live 51 weeks out of the year just for that one week on the Playa. What if you flipped that perspective? What if that one week on the Playa is for the 51 other weeks that you live? I believe that going to Burning Man is virtually pointless unless you bring a little bit of Burning Man back with you to the default world. Sure, get excited about that one week on the desert. Put in as much preparation towards your experience as you feel is appropriate. But don't forget to live your life now. Black Rock City is a pretty amazing place, but you know what? So is the default world.

Being camp captain never seemed like an appealing job to me. It always seemed to be a lot of work and a lot of challenge dealing with diverse personalities, with often little thanks. But this year’s Burning Man Theme “Rites of Passage” inspired me to volunteer to be camp captain this year. This is my rite of passage. I am doing this because it is challenging. I am doing this as a gift to a truly kick-ass little camp. This is my gesture of love for my camp mates.

For years I heard about Burning Man and the infamous Horny Camp, time and time again I said sometime in the future. Last year made the future the past, it was an experience unlike anything I have been around and was fantastic, amazing, wild, almost to the point of being an out of body experience. Special thanks to Horny Campers last year who helped usher in a newbie, my first lesson taught by such wily veterans was "The answer is YES". The question was "If an interested someone asks you is your camp close?".

Horny Camp will be back on the Playa again in 2011! We are currently in the throes in planning what new enhancements we'll be adding this year and who will do what. As usual, our ambitions are bigger than the amount of time (or money) any sane set of people would put towards one week out of the year. Yet we're doing it anyway, because we can.