Events
Horny Camp loves to engage with others out on the playa and we have events for those feeling crafty or those that want to get horny other ways! Check out our events planned for 2018 below.
Crafting Activities
Horn Making Workshops
Horny Burners, release your inner devil, daemon, or unicorn and come make horns with us! We supply the clay, instructions, and gas fired oven. You supply your inner creativity and vision. Lounge in our shade structure while your masterpiece bakes (15 min) and when it’s done, we’ll help you fit them to your head, chest, nipples, or whatever body part you choose to adorn.
Crotch Muppets
Ever want to wear your inner child on a thong? Then come to the Horny Goat Lounge and get busy! We’ll supply a range of thongs, googly eyes, yarn, and felt cut-outs. You use minimal sewing skills to give yourself an amazing silly face on your underoos. Afterwards your crotch muppet is complete, feel free to climb on our stage to put on a crotch muppet play with other crotch muppets!
Pornagami
Come visit Horny Camp and reacquaint yourself with the ancient art of Japanese paper folding… Paper penis and vagina folding that is! Take your new found knowledge back home with you, and leave a lasting impression. A piece of Pornogami, folded in the right setting, breaks the ice in a way that no bird or bee ever could. Pornogami, like laughter, is sweetest when it’s shared!
Horny Goat Lounge
You must be 21+ to enter the Horny Goat Lounge. Bring ID, or you will be turned away!
Martini Monday
MON 5p-9p
Put on your best playa cocktail attire and join us for glamorous martinis in the Horny Goat Lounge.
Bottomless Mimosas
THURSDAY
Endless mimosas… as long your aren’t wearing bottoms!
Hot & Horny Bar Night
TUESDAY
Do you like it hot? Really, REALLY hot? Show us how much heat you can handle and join us for our Hot & Horny bar night, offering 8 levels of spicy vodka and beer mixers.
Pizza Spankings
FRIDAY
Feeling feisty and hungry? Swing by and leave our camp with a slice of pizza, endorphins running through your veins, and a tingling booty.
Incendiary Challenge
SAT
Embrace life’s bad decisions. Try our three step challenge: Hot, hotter, horrible. Alcohol involved, 21+